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Life as the Lock Legion administrator isn't easy. That's why I don't do it anymore. There are too many idiots, retards and assholes (and sometimes all three combined). Often times I get asked why I do it, why I spend the money (and I can tell you it's a considerable amount: something your average preteen would rather spend on dope or final fantasy animal hentai) or why I even bother. The answer is simple: due to my position right now (the "solely back-end" administrator), I get a good testing environment for my stuff. It's not easy to make your website become "hit-intensive", and thanks to the Lock Legion and its monthly hundreds of thousands of hits, I can really give my applications a stress test.

Now that this is out of the way, I'll explain to you what I am doing as of now. A lot of people are expecting the Fight for Glorton 2. Sorry, this won't be out for another few months (probably around 2008). Although Matthew (Peach Lock) and I are working on a game (though development has been somewhat stagnant the past weeks). This game won't be like any other Flash game you've seen before. This will not be your usual flash minigame or applet. This will be a game that you will spend hours, if not days on.

That is all I can say for now in this news post. If you want to know more about the project, simply visit this page to be informed of the progress. You will need to register to view it.