Sir-Davey's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tau'ri : Bedrock]

It's finally here!

Well you know what I think about it: it's pure awesomeness, and I love the format of little "Did-you-knows" between levels.

You'll have to explain to me though how those water bodies keep that "shape". Shouldn't water fill up most tunnels and level due to air pressure and stuff?

[Pandemic: EoM]

Well I was expecting something better

The only thing I wanted added to the original Pandemic was some graphic representation of your virus spreading (like a growing red blob on the map showing the regions infected and stuff). Sadly, this one doesn't have that, and I got beat in 7 or 8 days (don't know exactly).

It was too hard to start off, and there weren't as many fun options as the original (symptoms was a really cool feature).

This could've been so much more :(

[Shadow Factory]

Crazy physics!

It's funny to see people complaining about flipping over and not being able to get back up: the point of the game is to try NOT to flip over you jackasses!

Aside from that, the physics were really good and I can see a lot of brains went into this. Nice graphics too and solid controls.

I don't like the 10 second advertisement, even though you're only trying to make an honest buck: armorgames or crazymonkeygames is much better and isn't as intrusive as a 10 fucking second ad that, for me, shows dating sites.

[Pandemic]

Liked it

Although i was expecting to see my virus spread as red spots on the globe. Man that would have been awesome.

Good game anyways. Hope to see a next version with my idea implemented. There's no copyright or anything on it.

[Super Smash Flash]

Just so you know

I've been working on a Flash version of SSB, except with locks, for a long time now. When mine comes up, please don't accuse me of stealing as my project is coded from scratch.

Aside from that, your remake is pretty shitty, sorry. There's only one attack mode, unoriginal arenas and overall the controls are not responsive at all.

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

Best game ever?

This is truely the best game i've ever played.
Make a C++ version, and you'll be rich. OMG MAKE IT ON THE DS :O

[Cursor Thief live]

What?

3.94?
Sorry, this is a simple php script and an even simpler ActionScript.
This deserves a 3.00 at max.
How did this get frontpage, seriously? I could shit that in an hour.

[Bouncy The Ball]

Bad

It's a badly made copy of "Bounce" from the nokia cell phones.
Sorry but the physics aren't anything good.

[Alien Hominid]

I BEAT IT!!

Not only is this the best flash game ever, but i beat it!! OMG I am SOOO happy!
PARTY!!!

[Bitch-Slap Bush v2]

Hmm

You obviously stole the code from the monkey slap thing. And the buttons are just ew.
Please die of aids.